Friday, May 24, 2013

Dirty Goggles End of Hop Bash

Come on in and join the Dirty Goggles Blog Hop celebration!

After FB deliberation, pimping by the authors and tons of steamy black coffee for yours truly, the Dirty Goggles team can finally announce the winners and Fan Faves for each dirty  category.

We have Dirigibles and Dragons, Clockworks and of course CUPCAKES.  


So grab a tasty morsel, peruse the entries and congratulate the winners.

Before I jump into the winners, I must first give a shout out to Ruth (@Bullishink) and Steven (@Ashviper).  I've participated in tons of Hops but this was my first venture into hosting.  Without these two amazing peeps, I never would have made it past the first day of planning.  So thanks guys!  It was an awesome adventure. ^_^

And now the bit everyone really cares about - the Winners! Let me tell you, judging was hard.  The stories were amazing and the imagination thrown in to each tale was staggering. Great job to all who entered - it was a difficult genre assignment to say the least and everyone did an excellent job.

Steampunk:

Judges pick and the winner of a $25 Amazon gift card - The Apothecary's Art by the Last Krystallos aka Lisa Shambrook

Fan Fave and bragging rights for eternity - Wings of Icarus by Samantha Geary

Great job my steamy friends!!

Dieselpunk:

Judges pick and the winner of a $25 Amazon gift card - Love at the End of the World by Rowanwolf aka Stacy Hoyt

Fan Fave and bragging rights for eternity - Sixty Seconds Over Empire City by Surly Muse aka Daniel Swensen

Oily awesomeness, guys!!

Make sure to check out all the entries.  Seriously, they are all pretty great.

Linky Thing
 

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Dirty Goggles Fan Favorite voting in Full Swing!

Sharpen Your Pencils and Cast Your Votes!

Fan Favorite Contest

Voting is open from midnight Monday, May 20 through midnight Wednesday, May 22.

Vote for your favorite entry by typing the name of the writer and the title of their story in one of three places:
  • in the comment box below
  • in our facebook voting posts
  • in the comment box of our storify post

Writers: get out there and shamelessly pimp your story!

Voters: one vote per person per category, please!

Winners for Fan Fav and the Blog Hop will be announced Friday, May 24.

Questions? Contact a hop cohost: @brewedbohemian / @ashviper / @bullishink  Linky Thing
 

Friday, May 10, 2013

#MWBB Dieselpunk Style

This week's Blues Buster was the love song "Sea of Love" by the Honeydrippers.  The YouTube video of a spinning record took me on a crazy journey to Mars and a Dieselpunk romance.

So here is my #Dirtygoggles Dieselpunk sample and my #MWBB 12

Flyboy
@BrewedBohemian
625 Words
Diesel
Safe for all

Betty's legs pumped around and around.  The kinetic power she generated from the old bicycle tire was just enough to spin the phonograph she treasured; push, push, push with her legs while her hands cranked wrench and screwdriver.  Vera Lynn crooned through the air as Betty wiped sweat and grease down the thighs of her coveralls.   She needed to move to another section but wanted to finish the song first.  Her phonograph rig took some time to move so she would have to finish her work in silence.  Betty savored the last few chords before allowing her legs to slow.  Vera faded as the tire came to a halt.  Betty crawled under the fuselage of the downed Bristol Beau and settled in for a long silent evening.

"How's my little grease monkey tonight?" a deep voice boomed across the silence.

"Bryson!" Betty scampered from under the plane and dropped her wrench on the nearest workbench.  She ran towards the man blocking the entrance to her workshop and jumped into his arms.

"You're safe," she whispered into his ear, nuzzling his neck.

"Just like I promised," he whispered back.  He kissed her tenderly on the cheek before detangling from her limbs.  He pushed her work goggles up onto her messy hair, cupped her face in his big hands and drank in the radiance of her smile.

"I missed you too much not to come back safe," he said.  He kissed her, full and deep.  Damn, he had missed her.  More than he'd imagined possible.  The dangers of the Martian landscape and the possibility of being eaten by the winged bat creatures of the foreign planet faded.  His world decreased to just his girl in dirty coveralls kissing him tenderly.

"I brought you something."  He said once the kiss had ended.  He watched her eyes dance with excitement.

"What is it?" she asked.  He removed his pack and unzipped the main compartment.   He pulled out a canteen and the magnetic coil from an engine.  Betty wasn't sure which item she wanted more.

"You found water?" she marveled.

"Yep. And a little something special just for my girl."  Bryson flashed his best Cary Grant smile before presenting both items as he bowed.  Betty licked her lips then snatched up the coil and darted to her workbench.  Bryson chuckled, straightened up and followed behind her.

"Always the mechanic," he said.

"It's just," she began. "If I can fix that plane with the right alterations, you can fly us off this rock." She finished the sentence looking down at her dirty hands. 

"Always the optimistic mechanic."  Bryson turned to inspect the plane. 

She'd worked wonders, his girl.  She'd done more in six months with this Beau and the parts he'd scavenged than anyone thought possible; even the governmental scientists.  When the War had spilled out into the stars and eventually onto the moon, everyone thought the Americans would save them.  Everyone had been wrong.  The Nazi's dropped the bomb and those who could had fled to Mars, the only friendly territory left.  Now, stranded with little water and even less food, returning to Earth was the only option.  At one point, this plane had been capable of space flight.  And it seemed his girl had restored it back to that capability.  The only issue she hadn't worked out was the power.

He turned back around and saw Betty staring at him.  Her work goggles were still piled on top of her disheveled hair but her face had clean streaks where tears had removed the grime and grease.

"It's a long shot.  I know," she said.

Bryson pulled Betty up into his arms and held tight.

"Sweet lass," he soothed.  "I believe in you."  That was all the power Betty needed.

Monday, May 6, 2013

#DirtyGoggles - Let's Get Steamy

Dirty Goggles has officially kicked off!  YEAH \(^o^)/

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Chaos-Starz's Steampunk

To get everyone in the mood, Ruth, Steven and I have created a few pinboards and playlists.  We also have definitions, will be posting sample stories, and are answering any questions you might have on what makes a story Steam/Diesel punkish.

Plus - WE HAVE PRIZES!! <SCHWAYYYY>

Below is a full recap of the festivities and links.  The Linky Thing is at the bottom as well - thanks Ruth!

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TheHappygoldfish

What:      Flash contest featuring Steampunk or Dieselpunk themes
Hosts:      Ruth, Steven & myself  
When:     May 6 - May 12; we will begin at Midnight Eastern time on the 6th and close up shop at 11:59 pm Pacific time on the 12th
Hashtag:  #DirtyGoggles  
Rules:     You may enter two flash pieces, one for steampunk and one for dieselpunk.  Length should be between 500-700 wordsEach piece should begin with the following - 
Title
Word Count
Name or Twitter Handle
Category (Steam or Diesel)
Content label (NSFW, Contains Erotica, Contains Violence, Safe for all, etc.  Mainly, just let us know if your piece has bite or not)

Inspiration:
Pinterest
Spotify
Steampunk playlist
Dieselpunk playlist 



Prizes:
  • $25 Amazon Card – Best Steampunk – best captures the spirit of Steampunk
  • $25 Amazon Card – Best Dieselpunk – best captures the spirit of Dieselpunk
  • Fan Favorite Bragging Rights – Best Technical – best use of technology to create alternate reality
 Linky Thing
 

Thursday, May 2, 2013

The Big Reveal: Let's Get Dirty

Have you heard?  Bullishink, Ashviper and I have been working on a sekrit project.  Let me tell you, it's been hard keeping all the dirt to ourselves...







But it is finally time for the big reveal...






After days of seeing Tweets and Facebook pictures, you guys finally get to know what all the hubbub was about...





Our only request is that you join in our shenanigans, and play along...





It will be great fun, we promise.  That is of course if I ever get around to the heart of the motor - oh wait, I mean matter...




So without any further stalling, dillydallying, or piddling I bring you...




The Dirty Goggles Blog Hop!!!

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Eye Love Steampunk by ohjoycie

 

What:      Flash contest featuring Steampunk or Dieselpunk themes
Hosts:      Ruth, Steven & myself
When:     May 6 - May 12; we will begin at Midnight Eastern time on the 6th and close up shop at 11:59 pm Pacific time on the 12th
Hashtag:  #DirtyGoggles
Rules:     You may enter two flash pieces, one for steampunk and one for dieselpunk.  Length should be between 500-700 words.  Each piece should begin with the following - 
Title
Name or Twitter Handle
Category (Steam or Diesel)
Content label (NSFW, Contains Erotica, Contains Violence, Safe for all, etc.  Mainly, just let us know if your piece has bite or not)

Stay tuned for more details, inspiration and prizes.  That's right, I said prizes!!!  Now get to tinkering, dirty up those goggles and steam/diesel away!

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Dieselpunk Trike by Vafuth

Friday, April 26, 2013

#MWBB - Lemon Drop Shots

This week's Blues Buster song landed me in New Orleans.  I had to tip my hat to David Bowie and the best Lemon Drop shot I've ever experienced. ^.^

Kaylee pulled Amber through the drunken crowd of Bourbon Street with purpose.

"Where are you dragging me?" Amber whined.  The afternoon hurricane binge was starting to fade; it was time to start refueling as far as Amber was concerned.

"I saw a fortune teller in one of the shops; I want to get a tarot reading."  Kaylee said.

"Kaylee, fortune tellers are a total scam; especially here.  Everybody knows that."

Kaylee ignored the chastising tone of her best friend.  There was no better place than New Orleans to have her fortune read in her opinion.  She spotted the shop wedged between a bar and strip joint.  She pulled Amber off the street and into the incense filled air.

"Hello," said the man behind the counter.  "Are you searching for something in particular?"  Kaylee tentatively eyed the sign next to the register; the man followed her gaze and smiled.

"You're in luck," he said. "Madame Zaroni is finishing a reading now.  She will be available in a few minutes.  Please, have a look around the shop while you wait."

"Madame Zaroni?" Amber scoffed.  "Kaylee, you can't be serious. Fine, waste your money on whatever you want; but we get a drink after this, ok?"

"OK," Kaylee muttered.  Just then a young man and woman burst from a back room, arm in arm.  They laughed and stumbled to the front door.  An older woman emerged from the room after them.  The scarves and beaded jewelry were so stereotypical, Kaylee almost lost her nerve.  There was no way this wasn't a scam.  But before she could collect Amber and leave, the man was ushering her toward the old gypsy-looking woman.

"You have another customer, mama."

The woman eyed Kaylee with distrust.

"Very well, I will see her.  Go. Bring her friend as well. No sense wasting time with two readings."  The woman turned and walked back into the room at the rear of the store.  Unsure of how to back out at this point, Kaylee followed.

"Sit there," the woman barked.  "Money first; put it on the table."

Kaylee obliged then sat staring at her hands while the woman rummaged through a small box.  She pulled out an old deck of cards and placed it on top of the twenties the girl had just laid down.  Amber entered the room then, looking disapprovingly at Kaylee as she took the only remaining seat.  The old gypsy ignored the new girl and focused all her energy on Kaylee.

"You have his mark," she said.

"Whose mark," Kaylee asked?

"The man with the power," the gypsy replied.

"What power?"  Kaylee suddenly felt uneasy.

"Voodoo." The fortune teller picked up her deck and began to shuffle the cards.

"What, are you channeling David Bowie or something," Amber asked.  "Kaylee, come on.  This is stupid."  Amber grabbed Kaylee's hand and stood to leave, pulling the other girl from behind the fortune teller's table.  A gnarled hand latched onto Kaylee's free hand and tugged her harshly back to the table.

"She does not believe; but you do," the gypsy said. "You have his mark and he will come for you. Do not go with him."  The warning sent a chill up Kaylee's arm

"Now you're just being creepy on purpose." Amber yanked Kaylee out of the room.  "Let's go to the Old Absinthe," Amber suggested.

"Yeah, ok."  Kaylee looked back toward the rear room and saw the woman standing in the doorway crossing herself.  The old woman suddenly spit on the floor.  Kaylee nearly knocked her friend down escaping the store and the odd old woman.  The ran back up Bourbon Street, collapsing in a fit of giggles at the bar.  They moved to the back corner and ordered the first Lemon Drop of the night.  A few hours later, Kaylee saw him.  He was sitting across the bar watching her drink.  He was beautiful but it was his eyes that sealed the deal.  She downed one last shot then walked out of the bar with a strange man full of power and bright red eyes.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

#DFQWBS - Late Love Story for the Dark Fairy Queen

The Dark Fairy Queen is getting married.  And as a gift, her writerly friends decided a bit a flash fiction was in order.  There were tons of amazing stories written for Anna and her Beau.  Here is my writing gift.

Written on the Heart
Jenn Monty
ebook - no (too late again)

She sat in the meadow gazing up at the stars, smelling the evening primrose, feeling the Southern wind.  She knew a human was just beyond the trees but he wouldn't dare enter the meadow of her people uninvited.  The first night, she let him watch out of curiosity.  Why had a human ventured so close to the sacred meadow?  What business did he have there? By the tenth night, she treasured his visits.  She waited with breath held until she saw the tale-tell movement in the hawthorns.  She moved about her nightly chores, tending to her flower friends, conscious of his eyes following her body.  She found reasons to move in close to the trees, delighting in his smile when she came near his hiding spot.  Her heart filled with brightness, outshining the moon.  By the twentieth night, she waited eagerly by the single willow tree, watching for his approach.  She no longer pretended she did not see him and in return he no longer hid when she came near.  They knew each other in a way only starlight could illuminate.  They sat together under the willow, enjoying each other's company and the magic of the sacred meadow.  On the thirtieth night, he appeared in ornate armor ready for battle.  She saw her fae name burned into his crest.  He had placed her name above his heart; his name became seared into her own heart, forever a part of her world.

She sat in the meadow, weeping like the willow tree.  Sixty nights had come and gone; still there was no movement in the hawthorns.  By the sixty-first night she feared the worst.  She saw a flicker of movement; her lover had returned.  He moved past the trees, striding into the meadow uninvited.  He grabbed her up and held her tight, weeping like the willow.  He told of the ravages of war and of longing for her beauty.  Then he slid to his knee and held up a simple golden band.  He was only human but he could not live without her smile.  Could she possibly love a mortal man?  Her magic answered as every flower in the secret meadow bloomed as if it were mid-day.